Uncle Sam might have been a fan of home chickens a hundred years ago but he passed away and Uncle Tyson and Big Brother are completely against it today.
"I'm Uncle Sam
That's who I am
I've been hidin' out
In a Rock and Roll Band..."
Not all taxes are `wasted'. At least, a certain special interest group's (cluck, cluck) pittance of an allocation seems well spent: http://healthybirds.aphis.usda.gov/