Does anyone have a 2014 or better yet 2015 version of this? I don't have the skills to make one

This thread is AWESOME.
I just started chicken keeping, as in my peeps arrive in the mail next week. I have been taking self sufficiency one step at a time. I live in the border of residential and agricultural with a dairy farm backing up to the back of my half-acre property and nothing but homes with modest yards on my street. I'm in a county, not within the town or city borders but I am not completely sure I am "allowed" to have chickens because of my zoning. I ordered the new no crow collar to try out so I can keep a rooster. I recently had success with producing my own wild yeast starter from nothing but my well water and some flour. It is so exciting and liberating to try and succeed at these things! I'm a full time employed single mom homeowner so anything too time consuming doesn't work out well, but carefully planned projects are so much fun. I also have a wild black-cap raspberry patch that probably pisses off my neighbors

Oh well. I'm a lawyer so I am very interested in the legality at the federal level issue...I may try to look into that since it appears no one has found anything. Although as another poster pointed out, city courts sometimes just don't care about legality or reasonableness. My zoning ordinance basically says anything not listed in the permitted uses is not permitted, but that the list of accessory uses is not all inclusive, and includes customary and reasonable uses secondary to the allowed primary use...now if that is not wide open for case by case decision-making I don't know what it. It isn't listed so it isn't allowed, unless we decide it is. I ordered one blue orpington hen, two australorp hens, three "rare breed grab bag surprise" hens, one barred rock rooster, one silver gray dorking hen and one silver gray dorking rooster... I realize that the two roosters may not work out (or either if it is going to be the line in the sand with my neighbors) but when I saw the dorkings available I had to add a pair to my order.
Sorry I went so off topic but this is my first post, I'm excited to join you!