UNPOPULAR OPINIONS! 🥴

[duluthralphie]

Do you prorate the prices based on deformities? I’ve been looking for some rescue birds but I don’t have a lot to spend.

Oh yeah... you can trust me you are getting the best deal possible...

 

[Krazikatlady64]

I guessing your wanting wood, than splinters aren't a problem!

Now that's just wrong!

 

[007Sean]

Oh yeah... you can trust me you are getting the best deal possible...

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Oh yeah... you can trust me you are getting the best deal possible...

Wow.
You almost sound just like a politician I once knew.

 

[duluthralphie]

Nope, Texans are far too proud of themselves to use anything that’s not Texan... other than maybe cheap labor from the “other southie land”

I have been pondering this...

what exactly do Texans have to be proud about?

It makes no sense to me..

 

[roosterhavoc]

I feel like you could be misrepresenting these special birds as reconditioned when in fact they’re refurbished. Do you offer a money back guarantee?

 

[007Sean]

Wow.
You almost sound just like a politician I once knew.

Sounds like every politician I've known!

 

[duluthralphie]

Wow.
You almost sound just like a politician I once knew.

That hurts!

 

[roosterhavoc]

Oh great we have politicians and prosecutors on here. All we need now is a clown and bearded lady and we’ll be all set.

 

[duluthralphie]

I feel like you could be misrepresenting these special birds as reconditioned when in fact they’re refurbished. Do you offer a money back guarantee?

Yes. 24 seconds from the time I get the cash