Want a good deal? Get your casket at Walmart.

[ArizonaNessa]

Walmart Casket Review:
This casket is awesome. Believe it or don't not one thing fell out when the pallbearers where totin' it across the lawn!!!! Highly recommend

How the heck can you give a review on a casket? The only person that really knows how it went is inside the dang thing

 

[boaz]

If you buy one in advance, do you think they are maintenance free? Of course, there is no oil to change or tires to inflate, but maybe they have to be waxed or polished. If they float, I could use it in the pond for now. Around here the chickens would love one in the carport.

Is there a way to lock Ruth off my thread? Husbands and wives on BYC may not be a good idea! I used to like seeing Chicago.

 

[rodriguezpoultry]

Think that's bad? I'm one of the ones that has to deal with the Site to Store. Oh yeah...they CAN do returns....

 

[ivan3]

Thermally depolymerized
Down in Carthage, MO.
Simplified by pressure
In the `vat’ where the
Turkeys go.

No Big `box’, Blue light. land grab here
Just fuel oil and water
And some `gas’ drifting off
To a different clime.
Hope it won’t be any hotter.

Good to know Wally's marketeers wake up before the roo in order to plot my next move.

 

[ArizonaNessa]

Okay I just had to actually go look and I decided for some odd reason to look through the question and answers on one of the caskets. A person inquired if the caskets came in larger sizes for larger people. The answer from customer service ended with this:

"Please look at our Royal Star (2 versions) or the Regal Extra Wide."

Oh Lord, Please help me to loose weight before I die because I just can't be buried in something with a wide load label.

Amen

 

[duck walk]

Wally World selling caskets just tickled the mud out of my funny bone...OMG! What next? I am donating all usable parts when I don't need them any more...then creamation and a Folger's coffee can for an urn...I am going to have my ashes dumped in a large river so I finally get to go somewhere...

My children have instructions...

 

[Guinea Goonie]

Don't you remember the sign?

Bury me at Walmart so my wife/husband will come and visit me.

 

[ArizonaNessa]

Duck Walk ~ I am always complaining that I never get to go anywhere so I am going to have to remember this next time the conversation comes up.

"I am going to have my ashes dumped in a large river so I finally get to go somewhere..."

 

[raroo]

All of your comments are making me tear with laughter!!

 

[Mahonri]

Quote:

ME TOO!