Want a good deal? Get your casket at Walmart.

[bargain]

Okay, mmmmm.....I'm always looking for a way to make some money on our small farm...Times are tough and tough people are having some times....

If I have an investor(s) anyone want to buy into my corporation, I'd like to make some chicken mobile tractors from these caskets, forget the furniture. Should I be at the Pearly Gates before my husband, I'd like my most precious pets passed along to another person and then I use their chicken tractor to be buried in..... Or would this be a seasonal fad.....MMMM cannot afford a seasonal fad....They can spray wash it and put a lining in just in time

Oh please don't let me offend anyone by posting this.... Oh please. It's just that the cost of caskets can be so high. If we can make chicken truck camper covers (yes we have one), would this work????

We'd really have to work on the shellac issue and this would be best for really small chickens.

(Footnote from me.....Okay those that know me from other posts know that I am a caring and sensitive person, so please don't take offensive at what I'm saying....I'm also extremely imaginative and creative or as my friends, say cheap and looking for alternative and no costs ways to make ends me....So please don't think I'm laughing at serious matters...I do take the business of living my life correctly but I don't think the dear Lord cares whether my casket was used by chickens or to store Clothes or as a coffee table before I use it.)

Okay, at this point in time I need coffee and the chores are calling....

Oh yes, the name of the company, even if you don't want to invest, what can I call it????

What about chickhallowcaskets????? (Hallow...got it?)

 

[al6517]

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The last thing I want is to be layed to rest in a Chinese made Casket LOL, My DW thinks I am crazy when I told her that I want to build my own Casket. I want to start on it in like 10 yrs or so and work on it every now and then, I thought it was a cool idea and a nice project.

AL

 

[chixie]

my sister works for walmart.. and she was telling me about it and they even get to use their walmart discount on it... I asked her if the stress from working at walmart made the suicide rate go up....

 

[boaz]

There are a number of small businesses that have claimed over the years to have been buried by Walmart. The phrase has more meaning especially if they decide to offer eternal internment in the big box. Would it be way in the back or between frozen foods and pet supplies? I wonder from time to time who would show up at mine; in this case, at least 100 associates would mourn for 10 seconds, part of the package of course. Kinda like a birthday party at Olive Garden without the clapping.

 

[b.hromada]

Creepy!!!

 

[boaz]

b.hromada :

Creepy!!!

It is Halloween almost.​

 

[SarahFair]

Not too shabby

 

[boaz]

Would be fun to have one on the porch for Halloween, would give it that authentic look.

 

[ruth]

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Well, you know, we do have a cemetery right in our yard, we could just dig one up - for free - only slightly used.

 

[boaz]

See where her suggestions get me! Everyone knows graverobbers go to jail or worse in this part of the world.