We Quit Cigarettes

[featherhead007]

My rooster is taller than me, so what!

 

[R2elk]

You may be correct. I thought she was on Kiki's list of midgets.

She claims to tower over @honanbm .

 

[featherhead007]

Ben is a big rooster!

 

[CindyinSD]

Your words are flattering, but they do not alltogether eliminate the sting of a false accusation of shortness. I am 100% ancient-eldritch-being-of-the-north and not at all polluted by elf blood.

Tolkienesque elves are tall and beautiful. I want to be a Tolkienesque elf!

 

[BantyChooks]

She claims to tower over @honanbm .

So far over her that I'd have to bend down to hear her insults.

 

[BantyChooks]

Tolkienesque elves are tall and beautiful. I want to be a Tolkienesque elf!

I can't really picture Thranduil wrapping presents.

 

[R2elk]

Tolkienesque elves are tall and beautiful. I want to be a Tolkienesque elf!

You have the tall and beautiful part down!!!

 

[CindyinSD]

Tolkienesque elves are tall and beautiful. I want to be a Tolkienesque elf!

(alas I am doomed to averageness)

 

[CindyinSD]

You have the tall and beautiful part down!!!

Awww shucks!

 

[Meg-in-MT]

I had to explain to my poor gullible brother that I was not in fact a midget. He was legitimately distressed thinking I was, as he said, "midget status". I don't know what he reads sometimes.