We Quit Cigarettes

[Conan]

I'll wear shin guards.

I'll hack at that soft spot behind the knees.

 

[BantyChooks]

I'll hack at that soft spot behind the knees.

I'll out-run you. Your knees are already weak.

 

[BantyChooks]

You've only got 3 inches on me. I'll go for the shins.

Three inches, or one inch? Make up your mind.

 

[RUNuts]

You've only got 3 inches on me. I'll go for the shins.

If Batty wears flats (when she deigns to wear shoes) and you wear stiletto heels, say 4", who is taller then? On solid, level ground, not rolling around in the mud.

Love it!

 

[R2elk]

Alas, I have no swords. Wanna buy me one?

I gave my last sword away many years ago. It could have been considered a concealed weapon since it was a sword cane.

 

[BantyChooks]

I gave my last sword away many years ago. It could have been considered a concealed weapon since it was a sword cane.

I want nothing more in life than a sword cane.

 

[BantyChooks]

If Batty wears flats (when she deigns to wear shoes) and you wear stiletto heels, say 4", who is taller then? On solid, level ground, not rolling around in the mud.


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Love it!

Any ground Conan occupies instantly becomes mud.

 

[RUNuts]

Alas, I have no swords. Wanna buy me one?

Love to! Although I picture you more wielding a battle axe and round viking shield like Broomhilde.

 

[BantyChooks]

Love to! Although I picture you more wielding a battle axe and round viking shield like Broomhilde.

I could go with that as well.

 

[aart]

You 3 are cracking me UP!