We Quit Cigarettes

[TheOddOneOut]

Careful, Batty is a skilled North Pole Penguin Huntress. She is grace embodied on the ice. You should see her slip and sliding while carrying feed and water buckets in flip flops with chicken socks. What better training for battle?
You, my dear, are a weapon. Dare I say, a weapon of utter destruction? A sharp wit. A pointed tongue. With your rainbow crown and your maniacal laughter, a true vision of a berserker enraged.

Add some hair dye and bright red finger nail polish?
The roosters will be dancing and tid bit-ting all around.

Yes!

 

[RUNuts]

Don't give her anything sharp.

What can I say? I like living dangerously. You only live once.

This sounds like I a missing a very good story. What is your reasoning?

 

[featherhead007]

I have a really ditsy lady living in my rental. I keep sharp items away from her too! She's a child in a 62 year old body! But she pays the rent! so...
What can you do?

 

[Tesumph]

@Tesumph - yes, @Kiki is real. Kinda short, extremely hot. Almost like a Barbie doll only different and with quail eggs. Lots of quail eggs in coffee cups. That is the dreamy part. Surreal even. I'm pretty sure that Batty is a twin, only shorter.

I, however, may be a figment of her imagination. Or yours.

Oh, I know! Kiki, post those pictures you have of Tes in her stunning hospital gown. That'll teach her! Get the one with the ginger in it so she knows he isn't staging this.

Just another beautiful day in paradise!

Kiki is a Barbie doll with quail legs and you're just another voice in my head. Got it.

She is a mere one inch taller than I. She thinks that extra inch is extra important.

In my experience it's usually the men who think an extra inch is extra important.

 

[CindyinSD]

I have a really ditsy lady living in my rental. I keep sharp items away from her too! She's a child in a 62 year old body! But she pays the rent! so...
What can you do?

Poor thing.

 

[The Farmers' Daughter]

Ok... rant over.

So... my question is, why is the topic of this thread making me smoke more while reading it? I'm assuming it's a subconscious fear of stopping. I've decided to start reading Alan Carr's book again. Right now I'm only scheduled to work 2 days a week @ minimum wage, so $ is definitely a large factor.

 

[Meg-in-MT]

Ok... rant over.

So... my question is, why is the topic of this thread making me smoke more while reading it? I'm assuming it's a subconscious fear of stopping. I've decided to start reading Alan Carr's book again. Right now I'm only scheduled to work 2 days a week @ minimum wage, so $ is definitely a large factor.

Every time I start thinking about quitting I smoke more. Anxiety about being without them I guess. Mind game.

 

[Wickedchicken6]

@Wickedchicken6
What is that emoji thing? I can't find it on the menu...

There's a thread started by Casportpony with a variety of emojis that members have shared. Below is the link. You can save them into a personal folder on your computer. Click on the "attach files" at the bottom left of this post to display them in a post.

https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/smiley-library.1174444/

 

[featherhead007]

Poor thing.

Me, or her?

 

[R2elk]

You only live once.

Unless you believe in reincarnation.