We Quit Cigarettes

[featherhead007]

How the **** have you never had a ticket?

Because the police are to busy writing them to me!

 

[featherhead007]

Giving birth is so fun lol. But really it is when you think back on it 37 years later.

My hens give birth, once a day! so..

 

[sourland]

@Kiki hope this morning is good. @jolenesdad - good luck in the start of your 'journey'.

 

[aart]

@Kiki hope this morning is good. @jolenesdad - good luck in the start of your 'journey'.

Ditto Dat^^^

Doesn't care for cottage cheese either, it's a texture thing.
I buy all my peanut butter at the food co-op, unsalted chunky, favorite way to eat it is on apple slices for the sweetness and moisture.

 

[FortCluck]

I'm lucky my dogs b.o. smells like cool ranch doritos

Mine smells like Fritos

 

[FortCluck]

@jolenesdad good luck to you on your new chapter. @Kiki I know you're still hanging in there strong and you made it another day and you haven't killed anyone

 

[FortCluck]

How the **** have you never had a ticket?

And she's in the WORST state to get a ticket in!

In VA if you go over 80 it's criminal speeding and they'll arest you

 

[casportpony]

Mad cow disease is only when a cow is infected, LOL. I read a paper saying that it's theoretically possible for someone to be infected with prion disease from dental equiptment, as prions aren't removed by standard sterilization procedures.

This is the place where the regular dentist I go to reccomended for the wisdom teeth extraction: https://smootcenter.com/

Why are you so obsessed with mad cow disease?

 

[casportpony]

Get the small curd. The texture is better.

X2!

 

[MROO]

Kick them in the gut and run.

I gave my kids permission to use me as the bad guy. Whenever someone offered them a cigarette, they could tell them, "My Mom's got a tracker's nose - and she would KILL me!" When my son was asked if he was always going to be a "Mama's Boy," he ad-libbed, "As long as she's paying for my food and my rent, you betcha!" He got a lot of laughs, and they never bothered him again. I like it!