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[The Farmers' Daughter]

Exactly! It's off season, the only 'work' they're doing is betting on how many snowballs it takes to piss off a polar bear, then testing their theories.

What have they determined?

 

[BantyChooks]

What have they determined?

The answer is one. One snowball. I now have several lawsuits from the polar bears' lawyers sitting on my desk.

 

[The Farmers' Daughter]

The answer is one. One snowball. I now have several lawsuits from the polar bears' lawyers sitting on my desk.

Then you definitely should not give them a raise. It sounds to me that you should be docking their pay to cover the legal costs.

 

[BantyChooks]

Then you definitely should not give them a raise. It sounds to me that you should be docking their pay to cover the legal costs.

That's what I said, but they threatened to strike, and, well, I can't afford that either. Balancing the bills around here is so hard.

 

[The Farmers' Daughter]

That's what I said, but they threatened to strike, and, well, I can't afford that either. Balancing the bills around here is so hard.

Maybe you can try to talk your chickens into helping. Get the chinchilla to supervise.

 

[BantyChooks]

Maybe you can try to talk your chickens into helping. Get the chinchilla to supervise.

I tried, but they're dreadful thieves. The elves are sketchy, but they have a few morals, at least.

 

[sourland]

Is ground elf high in protein ?

 

[BantyChooks]

Is ground elf high in protein ?

I could check.

 

[RUNuts]

The answer is one. One snowball. I now have several lawsuits from the polar bears' lawyers sitting on my desk.

Don't tell me the elves can outrun a polar bear?!?!? Can't throw a snowball that far with those little arms.

Oh, are the polar bears getting indigestion from the elves? I'd file a lawsuit too if I got an upset tummy from an elf.

 

[Ursuline Chick]

Is ground elf high in protein ?

Let me know, Will ground elf produce a broody hen? And do I cook the elf or feed it raw to my hens?