We Quit Cigarettes

[Conan]

Never sit on a stranger's knee, in my opinion... especially a Santa's knee....
His fluffy white beard and mustache can hide the teeth he uses for biting... be ever cautious!

Especially this particular Santa. He is not to be trusted regardless of the sweet things he offers.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Oh-ho, if a stranger is offering candy... plus 20 points for suspicious behavior....

 

[BantyChooks]

You know, just because you pay me in a dark alley, and keep me off the books, doesn't mean I don't exist. Hurtful, Banty.

I've never met this woman in my life.

You'd be wrong. I charge. Mainly to keep her secrets, though. It's not blackmail. I swear.
I'm shit at legal advice. I won't go into the last little mishap, but needless to say, laws aren't exactly my strong suit.

No. They are NOT. More like your weak suit, dear.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Just realized that I've gone from fainting at the reading of risque posts to slapping. Huh. I still have the fainting couch that BantyChooks lent me, though, just in case... you never know what honanbm certain people will come out with!

 

[sdm111]

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[Kiki]

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Did it make it out?

 

[BantyChooks]

Just realized that I've gone from fainting at the reading of risque posts to slapping. Huh. I still have the fainting couch that BantyChooks lent me, though, just in case... you never know what honanbm certain people will come out with!

It's the Conan effect. She's desensitized me too.

 

[sdm111]

Did it make it out?

Him in the middle (yes)

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Ah, I see, BantyChooks. The "flooding" method of reducing a person's fear -- or discomfort, in this case -- towards something, in other words?

 

[BantyChooks]

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Him in the middle (yes)