Weird things only poultry people get.

[Ruthster55]

One of my friends likes to make innuendos using poultry language. Love them XD

What are some of those innuendos? Need to hear a few!

 

[JacinLarkwell]

What are some of those innuendos? Need to hear a few!

I'll pm them to you

 

[Rammy]

I'll pm them to you

Me too!

 

[FluffyBottomBantams]

My 10yo daughter did that last week she stuck the 5 early layers eggs in her pocket and went to school her teacher called to make sure they were ok to eat so she gave them to her teacher. Her teacher was so worried about taking our eggs I reassured her we had plenty I gathered 34more eggs that day lol

One fall day I pulled my daughters winter barn coat out of the closet, where it had been stored all summer. Thought I would wash it so it was ready for when it got cold. When I checked the pocket before putting it in the washer I found an egg! So glad I checked the pockets!

 

[AltonaAcres]

Can't believe the egg lasted that long

 

[ChickenCanoe]

One fall day I pulled my daughters winter barn coat out of the closet, where it had been stored all summer. Thought I would wash it so it was ready for when it got cold. When I checked the pocket before putting it in the washer I found an egg! So glad I checked the pockets!

I can't tell you how many times I've stuck eggs in a jacket pocket only to forget them and then had an albumen/yolk mess in the pocket when I bent over or bumped into something.

 

[The Happster]

I can't tell you how many times I've stuck eggs in a jacket pocket only to forget them and then had an albumen/yolk mess in the pocket when I bent over or bumped into something.

I sat on a couple, and brought one to a meeting.

 

[Sally PB]

For people who say, "Don't you have to have a rooster to get eggs?" ask them, "Does a woman need a man to have a menstrual period?"

 

[Ruthster55]

I sat on a couple, and brought one to a meeting.

Did the other colleagues attending the meeting see the egg? Or was it hidden in a coat pocket?

 

[AltonaAcres]

I hate when eggs break in the pocket and then you have to clean it (nearly impossible) and your entire laundry room smells like raw egg