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[sourland]

So I just saw a post from 1cock2hens, and this is what's in his sig: "One fun poly man and an amazingly perfect lady (searching for another who is just as special in all her own ways <333) , three pitbulls, an english bulldog, 15 acres and a tiny house.. Living the American dream"

-Kathy

I've noticed him before. Like I say different strokes for different folks.

 

[BYC910]

You do realize that 66% still isn't very good right?

Hey if I was to get 66% I'd be jumping up and down smiling and popping corks. Oh what the heck I'll pop the cork anyway

 

[Chaos18]

Hey if I was to get 66% I'd be jumping up and down smiling and popping corks. Oh what the heck I'll pop the cork anyway   

Just don't shoot yourself in the eye when popping it.

 

[WalnutHill]

See.....

I have no heater. Supposed to hit 39 tonight. I hope the firearm opener is more interesting than today was. Time to put my bow back away and pull out my grandpa's rifle. 1953 pump action .30-06 with a little bitty 1953 scope.

 

[WVduckchick]

My answer to spousal 'viewing' conflicts - 2 televisions. 

Oh we have that, but he doesn't like it when I'm that far away.

You do realize that 66% still isn't very good right?

I'm leaving the 34% a mystery...

It is for shipped...

I think hers was a local pickup

Maybe local, but definitely from different worlds...


I'd like to hear how everyone met their other half.

 

[Chaos18]

Oh we have that, but he doesn't like it when I'm that far away.
I'm leaving the 34% a mystery...

Maybe local, but definitely from different worlds...


I'd like to hear how everyone met their other half.

Mine bit me, so to teach her a lesson I married her. She hasn't bitten me since.

 

[BYC910]

Just don't shoot yourself in the eye when popping it.

More like cut my self

Fertility problems are messing with my hatches . Lately about thirty percent of what I set is infertile

Needless to say I set a lot to offset the problem . Fifty seven yesterday sixty five last week should have candled those last night but only checked five and two of those were clear.

 

[Chaos18]

More like cut my self Fertility problems are messing with my  hatches . Lately about thirty percent of what I set is infertile Needless to say I set a lot to offset the problem . Fifty seven yesterday  sixty five last week should have candled those last night but only checked five and two of those were clear. 

Do they need a trim around the target?

 

[sourland]

The meeting of the Princess and Me:

Me bartending - she there with a friend - we flirted.
Speeding ticket on way home.
Back to court - stopped at her office and asked for a date if the judge did not take my license.
Judge did not take my license.
Started dating - went back to college to be close to her.
Married on semester break of my senior year.

I got more than I deserve.

52 years, 9 months, 20 days, but who's counting.

Edited to advise: When you find that person that you like more than anyone else you have ever met - marry them.

 

[WVduckchick]

Call Chris The Barber