Welcome to my pond - Swim, wade, or sit on the bank

[Pork Pie]

I swear, the house gnomes listen to our every word and misplace items we speak of or think of....

But since gnomes are male - they forget everything they hear within 5 minutes

 

[WalnutHill]

Big Mama?????

She's a grumpy old gal now, kinda like me. But it's so hard to watch her world shrink as the ramps and door jambs are just too much for her. She spends a lot of time sitting in one spot, until you toss scratch in, anyhow.

Hmm on second thought, if hubby reads this he might get ideas because that really sounds a lot like my life. Except I move for whiskey and Coke.

 

[WVduckchick]

Are you jinxing me??? Again???

What did I do?

Very sad state of affairs that one   and I changed my avatar and everything! 

Maybe in our times of political correctness and inclusivity maybe they should be called Punch and Paulo? 

No, she jinxed me the other day... wasn't gonna admit it, but she's trying to do it again!

Don't know what I did

 

[dan26552]

My uncle wants 4 of my ducklings maybe I'll give him the ones I want to see grow out but don't want to keep myself.

 

[Ravynscroft]

But since gnomes are male - they forget everything they hear within 5 minutes 

She's a grumpy old gal now, kinda like me.  But it's so hard to watch her world shrink as the ramps and door jambs are just too much for her.  She spends a lot of time sitting in one spot, until you toss scratch in, anyhow.

Hmm on second thought, if hubby reads this he might get ideas because that really sounds a lot like my life.  Except I move for whiskey and Coke.

Ahem... I mean...



Sorry, can't stop!!!

What did I do?

Don't know what I did

You had to make a comment about me needing to wear a helmet... that evening we went to the store and when I opened the trunk to put the groceries in, it hadn't opened all the way... :/

 

[Pork Pie]

You had to make a comment about me needing to wear a helmet... that evening we went to the store and when I opened the trunk to put the groceries in, it hadn't opened all the way...

Not the only person that's recommended protective head-gear for you, is it?

 

[WVduckchick]

Ahem... I mean...



Sorry, can't stop!!!
You had to make a comment about me needing to wear a helmet... that evening we went to the store and when I opened the trunk to put the groceries in, it hadn't opened all the way... :/

Ooopsie!

 

[WVduckchick]

Not the only person that's recommended protective head-gear for you, is it? 

Thank you, that's actually what I was thinking. I got too much credit.

 

[BantyChooks]

Ooopsie!

WV..... Did you make my keys go missing the other day??

 

[Pork Pie]

Thank you, that's actually what I was thinking. I got too much credit.

No, not at all - the credit's all yours