Welcome Ye Who Dare To Cluck.....

[ButtonHoarder]

*sigh* well I guess having had at least 50 animals in my oh so long life (not) I might be willing to share one or two.

 

[SulkyBantam]

I'm not really in the mood for telling funny stories right now. But I am following so I can tell some later on!

I'm sorry. I hope the others here can cheer you up.

 

[SulkyBantam]

*sigh* well I guess having had at least 50 animals in my oh so long life (not) I might be willing to share one or two.

I can't believe you said you had no funny stories.

 

[RebelEgger]

When our dog Kaluah was about 4 years old I think, i wanted to take her to the beach for swim. This was also around the time Haven was being filmed here. I take her to the little beach in town and the film crew happens to be there filming. The security guards let us on to the beach since we were going to stick to one end and they were filing in the other, however, the beach isn’t that big. So Kaluah and I are on our end having a great time, she’s running in and out and swimming and chasing her toy. I can see people from the crew watching her in between takes, she is very entertaining after all. I should also mention Kaluah has a thing about pooping at beach. And what does exercise do? It gets things moving! So what does Lu do after playing about 20-30 minutes? She scales this big pile of rocks covered in seaweed which makes her queen of the castle and in full sight of everyone and she has a huge poop. So now I have to climb the seaweed castle amd attempt to bag the poop in full view of everyone. Let’s just say once I got back to solid ground we grabbed our $*** and left.
I really hope that’s not on a blooper reel somewhere.

 

[ButtonHoarder]

I can't believe you said you had no funny stories.

Well I might. Just be warned that they are all weird and some are very... awkward?

 

[-Clementine-]

@TwoCrows @-Clementine- ! Where do you think you are going?!

Been having a pretty bad run these past two weeks, just can't think of anything funny! I think I'll just head for the exit...

 

[SulkyBantam]

Goodnight guys! See you tomorrow or the next day. Please continue without me....

 

[ButtonHoarder]

Fine.
One time a couple of years ago, (we had quite a few cats at the time) I walked outside and saw my kitty, Callie, and her and my other cat Tiger, who, if you're wondering is a male. Well they were, um... do you know what they were doing? If you don't I'm not telling. ANYWAY then my other cat Lion, who is also a male, goes over and gets on top of Tiger who is on top of Callie. Get what's happening here?

 

[Corbdee]

Goodnight guys! See you tomorrow or the next day. Please continue without me....

Goodnight sulky! Thanks for this awesome thread

 

[ButtonHoarder]

Goodnight guys! See you tomorrow or the next day. Please continue without me....

Goodnight! You should read mine first though...