what do you say to your chickens when giving them attention?

[theoldchick]

theoldchick....stan is beautiful! and what a hilarious song!! and i'm also glad i'm not the only one who talks to their chickens!

Thanks! He thinks a lot of himself!

 

[calvincoop]

I call them my "funna geerls" (funny girls). I sometimes greet my roo by saying "hey buddy" or "hi Turkey vulture" and after he crows I either say "that's right buddy!" Or "Floyd for president!". and I greet my girls by saying "miss" before their name.

 

[jeepguy982001]

Lol depends on the weather. So far its been wheres the eggs.

 

[Fussy8]

Ti my girls:

Hey babies
waya doin?
youw so pretty!
get your fluffy butts over here!!
( all in baby talk btw!)

To yingyang my rooster and chickotay my cockrel:
Now boys you be nice to your girls!
tell them whos boss!
You turkey ( chicken) squirt!
Get yor fluffy head back here!
YINGBAT YOUS DUMB!!
( all in baby talk too!)
And to my babies:
Hey you calm yourselves
be nice to BB's bum( its bald)
sweepy time babies!
are yous cold?
etc.
( also in baby voice)

Ya i talk to my birds ALOT!!!!

 

[FiveHens]

I talk to our chickens in Spanish.

Mostly just call them "gallinas" (hens). I'm in AP Spanish in high school, got to practice it somewhere!

Ti my girls: Hey babies waya doin? youw so pretty! get your fluffy butts over here!! ( all in baby talk btw!) To yingyang my rooster and chickotay my cockrel: Now boys you be nice to your girls! tell them whos boss! You turkey ( chicken) squirt! Get yor fluffy head back here! YINGBAT YOUS DUMB!! ( all in baby talk too!) And to my babies: Hey you calm yourselves be nice to BB's bum( its bald) sweepy time babies! are yous cold? etc. ( also in baby voice) Ya i talk to my birds ALOT!!!!

Who is "chickotay" named after?

 

[lincolnsilkies]

Hi babies
Rosie quit beating up everyone
do you want some yumyum (snack time)
Ice Tea quit acting like a crack head
Your such a pretty girl

 

[Fussy8]

I named him after the startrek voyager character Chikotay or however you spell it why?!?!?

I talk to our chickens in Spanish.

Mostly just call them "gallinas" (hens). I'm in AP Spanish in high school, got to practice it somewhere!

Quote:

 

[mehzibus]

that wattle-swinging pic is fabulous !

 

[theoldchick]

that wattle-swinging pic is fabulous !

You like them waving wattles? Here's more!

Stan the Man, he has a plan
Stalks the gals and plays in the sand
He slings those wattles as fast as he can
because he's the world famous Stan the Man!

 

[FiveHens]

I named him after the startrek voyager character Chikotay or however you spell it why?!?!?

Just wondering b/c we are also Star Trek Voyager fans around this house but I rather thought we were the only ones

...very creative name!