What do you think about Duckens?

[Pampered chicken girl]

Are you sure? I found these on the internet. Surely they're real.
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A drog???

 

[Painted Calls]

A drog???

That's more family friendly than the only other obvious option.

 

[pipdzipdnreadytogo]

Are you sure? I found these on the internet. Surely they're real.
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Hey, I used to have one of that kind of waterfowl! He'd perch on the bricks outside where the duck pool sat and wait for me to fill it first thing every the morning.

 

[Painted Calls]

Hey, I used to have one of that kind of waterfowl! He'd perch on the bricks outside where the duck pool sat and wait for me to fill it first thing every the morning.

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He was secretly waiting for the duck ladies to enter the pool.

 

[Pampered chicken girl]

That's more family friendly than the only other obvious option.

Wow, your mind is a very inappropriate place.
took me a minute to realize what you meant

 

[-Olive-]

He was secretly waiting for the duck ladies to enter the pool.

I guess we know how the fu- I mean, drog came to be!

 

[SilverBirds]

Are you sure? I found these on the internet. Surely they're real.
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I've always wanted one of these...

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

This is exactly the reason we all advise against keeping drakes in with hens. It is extremely dangerous for a drake to penetrate a chicken hen. Chickens are NOT made to have anything enter their vent. It can be deadly to them.

It'd be particularly unpleasant with drakes, probably, considering their weird corkscrew penises and how frequently they attempt copulation. Terribly horny things, they are.

 

[Painted Calls]

Wow, your mind is a very inappropriate place.
took me a minute to realize what you meant

It's actually the name of the image.

 

[Painted Calls]

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I bet thier borks are adorable