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What happened in the olden days when someone got caught stealing hens?

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Forget the dog...beware of owner! lol now that's the way.
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I heard it directly from an old timer 20 years ago....


During the depression a hungry man decided to help himself to a chicken dinner from a farm he was passing.

As he opened the chicken house door the guineas woke the
farmer with their alarm call. The would be thief got exactly what the guineas predicted he would: 6 months in jail.

For you see, the guinea call is six-months six-months
six-months six-months
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In loving memory of Hugh Lynch of Brazil Indiana who changed my life when he ordered my first dozen laying hens.
I will forever miss him.
 
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then make it worth it and make sure ya get em,,lol
i shot a dude for stealing (trying) my air compressor,, he called the cops, said i shot him in the leg,,, cop came, i showed him the video of what happened,, the cop went to the hospital, and charged him with burglary,,, i told the cop, the guy was lucky i was here in texas,, cause up home in maine, i would of aimed bout 2 foot higher then his knee,,,,,, cop laughed.
since that dude and a big write up in the newspaper,, i hadnt had any problems,, i leave my keys in the car,,hahaha,, apparently, this dude didnt remember bout the "crazy yankee hippie" that lives here,,,lol,, they think im crazy cause ill shoot a freakin thief.
 
My pop used to tell me that my grandma keped a shotgun near her bedroom door, It had 4 rounds in a holder thing on the stock and one in the chamber.

1st shot-rocksalt
2nd shot- bird shot
3rd shot- 00 buckshot
4th shot- punkinball (slug)
5th shot- 00buckshot (just incase you had really stupid buddy with you)
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I would if I were you! Texas has much less restrictive laws on poultry and livestock and the cost of living is a lot better too. Did I mention lower taxes overall? Plus if you sell your California home, you can get a HUGE Texas home depending on where u live.
 
i think i might be related to YOUR grandma, seismic wonder! we joke here, if mom's wearing her black boots and running with a gun, get outta the way!
 
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If the poor thief actually survived the homeowner's shotgun.... they'd usually get 3 - 6 months on a chain-gang or work crew. No laying around all day in jail. If it happened to be a kid or teenager, and was actually stealing it to feed the family, the judge would sometimes sentence them to that same 3 - 6 months, but working at the farm where he stole the chicken. The farmer had to provide one meal a day to the kid as wages, the kid found out just how much work went into raising and keeping that chicken, and a potential crimminal offender was usually stopped before they got started.

Common sense justice, if you ask me.
 

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