What is the silliest thing your kid has suggested?

[horsejody]

Many years ago I asked my daughter what she wanted for her 4th birthday. She didn't know and wanted to think about it. Then when we were in the checkout of a department store she announced, "Mommy, I decided what I want for my birthday. I want one of those checkbooks so I can get everything I want!"

 

[Paganbird]

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My children know the anatomical names of their different parts, but when my 7yo starts asking about reproduction in front of my 4yo, well, that's when I start to deflect answers!
BTW... try explaining to a 7yo where a rooster's penis is. I told him, "You just can't see it." I think he was under the impression that if the rooster doesn't know he has a penis, then how does he know he's a rooster?
(That question came after the incident mentioned in an earlier post where my husband explained the difference between male/female cows. Now when we go by cows, my 4yo yells "Look - a penis - I see a boy cow!" I told her that's not polite to yell that, but she's 4... she doesn't always care about "polite.")

 

[Paganbird]

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Too Cute!!

 

[horsejody]

The neighbor kid (5 years old) noticed that I had a sunburn the other day. He pointed it out to me that I had been outside too long. He said that the next time it's that hot outside I should come to his house because they have popsicles. He's a cute little kid. He leaves me presents sometimes. The other day there were 2 colored pages from a Sponge Bob coloring book anonymously left at the end of my drive.

Once when my son was little he was talking about a baby quilt to a friend. I heard him say to the friend, "My aunt made this. At least I think it was my aunt, but it might have been some other kind of bug."

 

[cherrychicken]

Lol, well, when I was little, one day I said to my mom, "Mom, let's just lay in bed all day and just count your moles!" Lol

 

[FourSnyders]

I am having so much fun reading all of these! Once, when I was little, we were in our pastor's office at church. Our pastor gave me a piece of candy. Once I finished that piece I asked my mom if I could have a second. She said no. So then I asked, "May I have another first please." Of course when she told me this I laughed hysterically!

 

[cherrychicken]

Lol! You guys have pretty much convinced me to have kids now.

 

[ArizonaNessa]

Yes have kids because its the only way to experience comedy like this anywhere. Grown people can't even make up stuff this good. They are just so honest.

 

[cherrychicken]

Okay!

 

[gritsar]

When my DD started middle school she came home all upset one day because she had been bullyed by an older girl. She was having a hard time describing to us just how bad she thought this older girl was. Finally she took a deep breath and said, you know what kind of girl she is! She's a (she starts spelling here) S-L-O-T!!
To this day we laugh about DD going to school with a slot.