What is this chicken thinking?

[bluebirdnanny]

Hen 1: No, NO I Assure you, YOU DO NOT SEE BREAD! Hen 2: Uh, quit trying to block the view! I SEE IT!!! Now move outa my way!

 

[bluebirdnanny]

"And this is my low-maintenance spring haircut. Like it?"

Yes so there is native Mohawk in my ancestry! How could you tell?

 

[cackleberrycam]

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[theoldchick]

This is a riot!!

After reaching henopause, Suzy takes on the job of closet organizer.

 

[theoldchick]

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Shhhh, I think I hear the scratch feed truck coming.

 

[TwoCrows]

What are my little guys thinking?

Salomon
Ok guys, we need to get the welding torch out and open this thing.....

Yet again. He's so silly!!
Is anyone even LISTENING to ME?!!

Star (Barred Rock)
Yes yes....Don't get your feathers in an up roar....I am looking for the blow torch now!!

Star again. Or maybe its our other one tansy?
Wait..I think I see an arc welder up there in the rafters!!

Daisy the polish
Oh, I am just WAY too tiny to be anything but cute in this situation.....

Cleome Buff Orpington.
Ok...I have located a wrench.....

Salomon again.
OY!!! We will never be handy with tools!!! Will someone feed us already!!!!!

 

[TwoCrows]

(hen closest to the bread) Step away from this bread sister, or lose the comb!!

 

[TwoCrows]

(hen on the left thinking to herself) I just don't get it! I grew up with these two birds, we are sisters hatched in the same incubator, so why am I so much SHORTER than they are!! Well, that's ok. I am Mommies favorite hen anyway, and little do they know she sneaks me treats while they aren't looking!! Hehehehehehe.......

 

[TwoCrows]

This is a riot!!

Betsie decided that the she had had enough of brooding chicks in the coop like the "other livestock" and it was time to move up to higher class digs. However the human residents have still not figured out just why their clothes are always covered in chicken feathers!

 

[TwoCrows]

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(black hen) Lucy, what is that thing?
(red hen) I don't know, but I will show you where I stash my meal worms if you touch it first!