What is this chicken thinking?

[star05]

Oh my, she brought out the good camera.  I better strike a photogenic pose.

 

[City farm]

 

[Peepchirpquack]

What is peep thinking?

 

[NickyKnack]

What is this hen thinking?

I have feathers on, not a dress! You idiot!

 

[Kelsie2290]

I just know somebody is going to jump out of that log and yell "Boo"!

 

[Kelsie2290]

What is peep thinking?

That's Right, focus the camera here, on Me! We'll just pretend we don't see Chirp!

 

[1kluckychik]

What is this hen thinking?

Didn't I give you your "honey do list"Well, why are you still out here playing in the dirt? I need some help around here!

 

[1kluckychik]

I have feathers on, not a dress! You idiot!

 

[Violetsfeathers]

https://www.backyardchickens.com/content/type/61/id/6090117/width/500/height/1000
Hen: What are you laying on the ground for?
Rooster: Oh... Ah... Nothing. I wasn't doing anything

 

[Chook-Girl]

Are you wearing my Cute Comb Lotion?! Mom! Chili's been in my room again!