What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

What's Tessa thinking?

I'm not sharing my mini-garden.

 

[theoldchick]

Did my wattle just fall off?

 

[jalovestar]

Darn. I'm all wet. Does anyone have a towel?

what is this place

 

[NickyKnack]

What's Tessa thinking?

Hey, do you know what this pot is missing? How about some chicks, since you already have a hen. (Beautiful picture!)

 

[NickyKnack]

What are they thinking?

(Rooster)
Just how did you get Gertrude, to play dead like that and in that dogs mouth, no less?

(Brown hen)
Oh, I promised I'd cover for her and watch her chicks for a couple days.

(Rooster)
And how did you get that dog to run around with Gertrude in his mouth, without actually hurting her?

(Other hen)
Oh, that? We all promised Rex eggs for a week and a cut of the table scraps.

(Rooster)
You know, I really appreciate your masterminds. I quite enjoyed the spectacle. I've ever seen a human run so fast in my life.

(All laughing while gobbling scratch)

 

[Kelsie2290]

What's Tessa thinking?

This label says "Eggplants", what do you mean Eggplants? Are you actually thinking about replacing us? Is this your idea of an incentive? I promise I will lay at least three eggs this week!!!

 

[NickyKnack]

( Hen singing happily) "My bologna has a first name, its O S C A R! He only had a first name, because Oscar crowed to much!"

 

[Kelsie2290]

I go in the backyard to check on my hens, and this is what I see!! Sweet pea on top of fire rose and puddles!

That's what you get for sleeping in SweetPea, you've missed your turn in the nesting box!

 

[Kelsie2290]

What could Angelo be thinking about his strawberry

They're really going to let me eat dessert first!

 

[Kelsie2290]

( Hen singing happily) "My bologna has a first name, its O S C A R! He only had a first name, because Oscar crowed to much!"

Out of ovations. but