What is this chicken thinking?

[RoostersAreAwesome]

I'm sure I didn't have this many eggs under me...

 

[RoostersAreAwesome]

Hover Chicken reporting for duty

 

[RoostersAreAwesome]

Wow!... I am FABULOUS!

 

[RoostersAreAwesome]

"Hey guys! I finally broke free, it's time to part-"

"....Oh."

 

[RoostersAreAwesome]

Bow before me, PEASANTS!

 

[BurbCoop]

“We have some demands human”

 

[Faraday40]

I'm here! So where's my chicken dinner?

 

[kikiruru]

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Mmmm what's that you got there

 

[kikiruru]

Is it just me, or has the grass gotten taller?

AAAHHHCCCHHHOOO

 

[woodenfarm]

Are you my mother?!?!