What is this chicken thinking?

[Sylviaanne]

What's a Las Vegas show girl?

 

[Sylviaanne]

Boy! Is this vent cool.

 

[Sylviaanne]

Oh! Mommy's cracking open like an egg!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Now, I will do a back twist with a double summersault.

 

[Sylviaanne]

I taut I taw a puddy tat!

 

[TheSpiceGirls]

Wait a minute. What is this? There are machines that will hatch and raise babies for me? I no longer have to sit uncomfortably on hard eggs for 21 days to hatch out babies? Well, I'll be.

 

[luvmypets]

Chicken models

 

[scratch'n'peck]

Chicken models
Quick - I need serious alterations before I go on the catwalk. Where is the tailor?

My complements to the designer. This color coordinates with my comb beautifully.

Don't mess with me, I'm Super Chicken! Can you guess what my super power is? ...What! ...this is only a fashion show? Drat, my only super power is being super cute.

 

[luvmypets]

Love it!

 

[lightchick]

What is my chicken thinking?