What is your favorite quote?

[BorderKelpie]

What doesn't kill us, only makes us stronger.

I always thought that if that's true - I'll be immortal by the time I die. lol

 

[Fierlin1182]

I still like to believe it's true though

I don't know if I've become any stronger. I've been through a lot of crap stuff.
If only there was a figurative strength test somewhere...

 

[nzpouter]

what doesn't kill us will either hurt us really really bad or left us in a vegetative state...

 

[Chickerdoodle13]

Whoah, look at all these awesome quotes! Keep 'em coming guys! I definitely have a few additions to make to my desk collection!

 

[kareninthesun]

Give me two hundred two -year-olds and i can conquer a nation. -Bill Cosby

(as a young child is dragging a smashed tomato by a string across the kitchen floor) Bill Cosby to his daughter: "What are you doing?"
Her response: "Nothing....." How many times have I asked the same dumb question knowing the answer beforehand?

 

[dainerra]

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." GEORGE ORWELL

 

[fuzziebutt]

'The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' - Ronald Reagan

 

[ChickenCanoe]

Sorry if these have already been submitted but -

"My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition." -- Indira Gandhi

"I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported."
Mae West

"'woman' drove me to drink - the only thing I'm indebted to her for." W. C. Fields

"A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new."
Albert Einstein

"To say what you feel is to dig your own grave."
Sinead O'Connor

"I listen to music for emotion and I get zero emotion from rap."
Sebastian Bach

And the king of the one liners-
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Rodney Dangerfield

If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
Rodney Dangerfield

My wife met me at the door the other night in a negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Rodney Dangerfield

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Rodney Dangerfield

 

[MeatKing]

Good things come to those who wait, but only what's left behind my those who weren't waiting..

Not too sure who said that though..

 

[MeatKing]

Quote:
Never hear this one, gonna keep it!! LOve it, Thank-you for posting..

Think I will do the same things as the OP, gonna make a spot for these around my pc..