What Survived the Apocalypse?

[The Moonshiner]

I'd eat grass.

Oh, pasture raised. You'd get eaten first.

 

[Bakbuk]

Oh, pasture raised. You'd get eaten first.

Oh me too eat me too!! But only after I conduct Flash's bunny funeral

 

[The Moonshiner]

Oh me too eat me too!! But only after I conduct Flash's bunny funeral

You freak

 

[Bakbuk]

You freak

LOL

 

[-Flash-]

But your poor bunny didn't

I can do the funeral

I have more than one. It might take a while.

 

[Bakbuk]

I have more than one.

Oh dear.

 

[-Flash-]

Oh dear.

The one in my PFP isn't ours anymore.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Oh, pasture raised. You'd get eaten first.

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

Oh, pasture raised. You'd get eaten first.

Mmmmm....

 

[azurbanclucker]

Depends on the apocalypse. We can recover from quite a lot as a species provided we can recover enough infrastructure to grow food and purify water. Nukes might be a problem, No one wants to eat glow-in-the-dark asparagus or 5 headed cattle but if we can grow/farm uncontaminated sources of food we'd be able to rebuild eventually.

Say we have a massive volcanic cataclysm that blocks out the sun for a while. If power plants are online, we can grow food with artificial light. We can also pump and purify water. Sheltering from acid rain would be important, as well as not breathing in microscopic pumice and ash particles, but we'd be able to get by until things settled.

Giant space rock? Hide underground until the shaking stops, then see who/what's left and follow the volcano protocol. If the surface is not habitable anymore, get used to life underground.

Alien invasion? Ask for a lift.

And twinkies have a half life, so they will be shelf stable for 1500 years. As long as they're not irradiated you can eat them. same with most shelf stable and dehydrated food. Yes, it expires, but in a crisis it's still edible.