What's in the moat?

[sourland]

lady, that's not even funny.

Chucky scares me.

 

[Alaskan]

lady, that's not even funny.

Chucky scares me.

Alaskan agrees....the idea of Chucky covered in sparklies is another horror movie in the making!!

BACK

lady, BACK!!!!

 

[Babybunnies2000]

Oh dear... I do wonder if

was referring to another creature of Sour's nightmares...

Cough cough Harvey cough cough

 

[sourland]

I, on the other hand, choose to NOT go there.

 

[onedoodle3]

He could eat the box, and then walk in. That way the box would fit in easily, wherever he went.

And there's Alaskan.....thinking outside the box....

since we are telling spooky and funny stories, here is mine:

It doesn't involve any animals, except Emily the Elephant

Now my oldest daughter was 5 at the time. She had this animal toy that you press a button and the animal pops out, says their name and what type of animal and makes that sound. Well Emily the Elephant comes out:

'Hi im Emily Elephant and I go "woooooooooooooooooooooooo"

This thing didn't remotely sound like an elephant, but it seems harmless

until that night

I went into the living room because I woke up with a dry throat. it was pitch dark I was walking thru to the kitchen till I heard "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

I jumped out of my skin and was flailing my arms and fists around in the dark. It was pitch dark and I didn't know what was making that spooky sound. my DW heard the commotion and turned the light on. I was in panic mode with my hand on my heart like Fred Sanford (this is the big one Elizabeth!).

found out it was that darn Emily the Elephant.

DW still laughs at that till this day.

Made me almost spew Coke all over my laptop!

 

[gmendoza]

*dusting off the throne to sit down.

feels like a good fit since this kingdom is empty!

Long live Gmendoza!!

 

[Wisher1000]

GMAN! What do you think you're doing?
(tapping foot)

 

[Wisher1000]

Humph!
(goes in search of a sharp stick)

 

[gmendoza]

I was just dusting the throne off and I slipped and sat onto it, accidentally-like, your highness

 

[Wisher1000]

Likely story <chuckle>

Where have you been, Gman? Long time, no see....