What's the Funniest Thing You've Read on a T-Shirt (keep it clean)

[texaschick-a-dee]

My kids have the following..........

DS - Your cheerleaders deserve better, give them my number.
Caution: may emit dangerous gases

DD - Your boyfriend loves my blue eyes

 

[hypnofrogstevie]

I also have a shirt that says this "I am the bad guy you told your daughters about"

 

[Whispering Winds]

I like the one that says, "they say I have ADD, but I don't think . . . oh look, a bunny!"

 

[I have WHAT in my yard?]

Quote:
I got one for my sister that says that "They say I have ADD, but they don't under..... hey look a CHICKEN!!"




I have one that says "All I really need are minions!"

 

[English Chick]

Mine ....... "Born to Rule"

 

[DuckLady]

Hey folks, please keep the sayings family appropriate and no off color or adult innuendo, please.

I removed a few. Please don't repost them.

BTW, personally I loved them, just not the right place to post them.

Thanks.

 

[Dar]

See Terrie's post right above this post. Thanks!

~Lisa~​

 

[TriciaHowe]

Oh also forgot about the 3 that my 3 yo ds has

"I have decided to put myself in charge"

"It seemed like a good idea at the time"

Toddler Property laws
If I like it, it's mine
If I had it in my hands, it's mine
If I had it a little while ago, it's mine
If it looks like mine, it's mine
If I think it's mine, it's mine

 

[Julie08]

My Daddy drinks because I cry to much.

 

[Chic-n-farmer]

6 Year old daughter's favorite:

Brother 4 Sale
No Offer Too Low