Oh, names! I'm getting a big kick out of reading all the great ones people have come up with. Makes me feel better about having so much fun with our own birds' names. We have:
Sonar, the hen who hatched without eyes
Major Disappointment, the GL Polish who I so hoped was a hen . . . and turned out to be a pretty darned good rooster, so these days I just call him Major
Dot and Dash, the speckled Sussex sisters
Poirot the Belgian Bearded d'Uccle, and his hen Christie (Agatha passed away)
Shoe, our Venerable Ancient hen; she hatched with a twisted foot and wore an orthotic shoe for many weeks (it didn't work, sadly)
Abner the Icelandic rooster; when I got him, I didn't know his gender, but over the next few weeks I started calling him in my head "Almost Certainly Another Bloomin' Rooster", or ACABR. When he declared himself to be Another Bloomin' Rooster all right, I decided ABR was close enough to Abner
Hikaru the Phoenix rooster
Potion the EE rooster: he was the ninth chick to hatch of our summer incubator babies, and he was such a little squawky spazz that I decided to razz him by dubbing him "Love Potion #9"
Cadge the EE hen, who is always looking for a handout
Charger, another EE hen, who got her name when she chased a cottontail out of the chicken yard
Donna King, a Silkie/EE mix hen with a hairdo that looks unsettlingly like Don King's
Lumpy Houdan, who had terrible pox when she was younger. The lumps eventually went away, but the name stuck
Jake the blue Andalusian rooster; he used to have a twin brother named Elwood . . . their father was Blue . . . making them the Blues Brothers
Fray, who has fray gene; she has a friend with the same problem whose name is Raggedy Ann, and there's a sibling named Raggedy Angie
Cubie the Icelandic, jet black with copper hackles; Cu + black = Cubie
Pen-Pen the EE hen, who was my "penguin" chick; her legs eventually went back to normal, but she got a turned foot in the process
Wellington the Welsummer rooster
The three young cuckoo Marans: Tick, Tock, and their rooster CC (Cuckoo Clock--because he was supposed to be a hen, and he's driving me crazy!)
And in the peapen, we have:
Pea
Pod
Mihoshi the Idiot, who earned her name early on, and continues to prove why
There's also Mihoshi's daughter Driselda, who was one of the Evil Stepsisters when she was younger (Anastasia was even worse, and got herself sold to a neighbor)