What's you weirdest fowl-people story?

[Loopeend]

It has been years that I was active in this community but have a hard time with chosing; one was here and some person harassed me because "I, all the Dutch people, stole all the Muscovy ducks from the Native Americans.".

In real life some lady used their children to steal ducks... I don't even... Indian runner ducks are not worth a lot in this country...0-20 dollars.. but she created a whole fake persona, including phonenumber and rented a fake house to steal these ducks? She could literally have them for free! But mainly omg those poor children..

the third one is some random cop that put me on the national list of being a danger for society due to "stealing ducks". I called them because there was a duck dumped, an Indian runner duck, which is a invasive species here and also just dies and awfull death because of it. Instead of doing anything they put me on a terrorist list (no joke he used this word!") for the great possible terrorist crime of maybe in the future stealing ducks aka rescueing... it still makes me giggle and I wear it as a badge of honour.

I'm not that special so there a probably other great weird stories about how other people treated you because fowl.