What's Your Dream "Made Up Chicken Breed?"

[ColoradoPip]

I'd like a chicken large enough to put a saddle on and ride.

And while we're dreaming, it would lay golden eggs that taste like chocolate iced cake donuts

 

[Nats Chickens]

I’d have a Araucana-Naked neck-Polish-Brahma. How cool!

 

[Amer]

Big golden chickens with a dragging Cubalaya style tail and beards that drag to the ground.
And while we’re still at it I’d love colored bantam turkeys where the toms are nine pounds and the hens are five.