
Hens most often go broody 2 days after you put the broody breaker back in the garage.

Hens most often go broody during a heatwave to force you out of your air conditioned house to check if they need more food that they're going to ignore.

Hens most often go broody when your human brooded chicks are already 3 weeks old and want nothing to do with the puffy weirdo making bomb sounds.

Hens most often go broody when you already have 2 in jail, thereby forcing you to go pull out yet another pen for a makeshift jail and making you wish you'd grabbed that free dog crate at the roadside that you thought you couldn't possibly need.

Hens most often go broody when they haven't laid in over a year but somehow still have enough maternal hormones in their system to trigger the desire to brood, to the point where they need to be broken 3x (so far) in a single summer.
(Obviously I'm being cheeky here, but I couldn't help but rant as I just pulled the broody breaker out of the garage
again after only 48 hours. All the others are also true, because hens most often go broody to
keep us on our toes!)