My big chickens are the biggest jerks ever. They broke into the bantam pen while I was out. When I got home I couldn't find them - finally one of them came waddling towards me. Half of her beautiful tail feathers had been torn out. Now these giant jerk chickens are free range. They roam up and down the backyard, stomping their jerky feet, and glaring at me with their little jerk eyes because I don't feed them every ten minutes. My poor little girls live in a pen, because Smaug (our newest jerk) stands on them and EATS their feathers. Yes EATS them. I wanna get rid of her, but DH likes Smaug's eggs too much. JERKS they make me SO MAD!