Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

[Wisher1000]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To see a man laying bricks....

 

[Mahonri]

TIGER WOODS: Because it saw my wife coming at it with one of my golf clubs.....

 

[eenie114]

*dies laughing*

 

[CrazyAnimalGirl]

I thought about the ol chicken joke last week when my new hen disappeared..... I figured out the truth. The chicken crosses the road to get to the hot rooster next door!

 

[77horses]

 

[eenie114]

Quote:

 

[77horses]

I've experienced that sometimes, when a chicken crosses the road, they come back with their tail feathers completely gone. True story!

 

[scbatz33]

Answer - to demonstrate proficiency standard 3.1 of the Barnyard Poultry Standards of Competence which requires all mobile egg laying fowl to achieve mastery of independent locomotion and orienting in unfamiliar surroundings.

 

[Mahonri]

Barack Obama: It is George Bush's fault that the chicken crossed the road. If he hadn't done that, we'd be out of the depression by now!

 

[scbatz33]

Quote:
Now wait a minute! I thought it was the possum that had a life expectancy of "from birth until it tries to cross the road!"

An armadillo is like a possum, with armor.

they are the possum of Alabama