Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

[Lady_Cluck]

Thank you for that!

 

[michickenwrangler]

 

[barred-rocks-rock]

GRANDPA:
(** this is my personal favorite**)
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough!

COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?

 

[Daisygirl]

I always thought the chicken wanted to visit his flatmate...

 

[trackfodder]

The chicken crossed the road to show the armadillo it was possible

 

[Bunnylady]

Quote:
Now wait a minute! I thought it was the possum that had a life expectancy of "from birth until it tries to cross the road!"

 

[The Chicken Lady]

Quote:
Now wait a minute! I thought it was the possum that had a life expectancy of "from birth until it tries to cross the road!"

An armadillo is like a possum, with armor.

 

[sheila3935]

very cute but they have it all wrong. I KNOW why the chicken crossed the road... She was chasing a moth

 

[JetBlack]

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That's how they get stuck in the fence too.

Turns out, chickens can look embarrassed.

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

Nice!

My idea of why the chicken crossed the road: she saw the tall stalks of corn on the other side! I know that's what my chickens would do if they saw that