why do they insist on giving me a heart attack before work???

[stargazingmommy]

Went out to feed water and check the beasts before I go to work...the Salmon fave had green slime on her chest. It looked like pus mixed with goo of some sort. Gross. Grabbed her, ran to the kitchen to bathe her in the sink and make sure she wasn't hurt...only to figure out it was....duck poop.
why was she laying in duck poop.
moron.

 

[Matt A NC]

She just wanted to see what you would do. You know how kids are.

Matt

 

[AZSummer]

I'm glad I don't have ducks. Mine are bad enough.

 

[Imp]

Come on mommy, duck poop is warm and soft, and such a lovely shade of green.

Imp-

 

[oceanwidedesigns]

hahaha!!! Maybe she's a cat or dog at heart and wanted to mask her scent to go duck hunting

 

[stargazingmommy]

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lmao the way the ducks just run over the poor chicks in a race to the food I sometimes gotta wonder what those poor chicks are thinking...I think I need an adult hen to put the ducks in their place. and the cat. and the dogs.

 

[chickybokbok]

 

[dkvart1]

 

[countrycluckerskaren]

Maybe she just wanted the extra pampering massage bath you give her.

 

[flnatv]

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Love your Polish Avatar

We finally got some....


My ducks and chicks try and keep me on my toes as well... went to the brooder...
started counting... 1,2,3,4,5 Polish....
1,2,3,4,5,6 BO....
1,2,3,4,5... wait.... 1,2,3,4,5.... huh.... 1,2,3,4,5... omg where is #6 Silkie.... then she pops out from behind the stuffed bunny rabbit and tries to blend in... trying to make a fool out of me...