Why don't they make chicken poop flavored dog food?

[wyliefarms]

Our dog tries to follow the chickens around and eat it up nice and fresh!

 

[EweSheep]

 

[TheChickenCameFirst]

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Ok, now that's gross!!! I once worked at a dog kennel, and one day a dog decided that she wanted fresh dog poo.... so she ate it on the way out. THAT is gross. Dogs....... can be so disgusting! (Sorry if I made anyone lose their lunch lol)

 

[darkmatter]

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That reminded me of when my Sister-in-law came to visit and brought her nasty little Yorkie terrier. She let it out, and my brother and me watched that little yappy b'tard eat up a bunch of road biscuits left by a horse. A little later she called the little precious in back to the house and proceeded to give the dog kisses, with it licking her face and lips. My brother and I nearly died from laughter, and no we didn't tell her.

 

[Q9]

So it's NOT just our dog who likes to lick chicken doo. Whenever we move the coop, she runs to where the run had been and goes nuts licking it. We order her to stop, but I think she eats it when we're not looking.

 

[greeneggsandham]

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I love the stuff. Keeps my lips nice and soft.

 

[Catstar68]

They might as well make "Expensive Shoe Flavor", "Ladies Underwear Flavored" and "Sweaty Sock Flavored" puppy chow while they are at it. Maybe "Kitchen Garbage Flavor" too.

 

[wyliefarms]

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That reminded me of when my Sister-in-law came to visit and brought her nasty little Yorkie terrier. She let it out, and my brother and me watched that little yappy b'tard eat up a bunch of road biscuits left by a horse. A little later she called the little precious in back to the house and proceeded to give the dog kisses, with it licking her face and lips. My brother and I nearly died from laughter, and no we didn't tell her.

This is why animals are not allowed to lick me or my kids!

 

[fwschrom]

While your adding flavors to dog food might as well add deer poop, my boy loves it, but we are training him away from it.

Funny part is he has a fit if a sees a deer, guess he hasn't figured out that those are the deer that lay the golden poop.

And yes he gets his teeth brushed if we catch him, not that he sees that as punishment as he really likes toothpaste.

 

[sfw2]

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Don't you mean "Poorina"?