Why don't they make chicken poop flavored dog food?

[cowdogcadillac]

My dogs can't eat it fast enough. My puppies think it's better then biscuits. I just worm the heck out of them and let em rip

 

[cluckcluck42]

I can't keep my new puppy off the stuff. Puppy crack or something. SO GROSS!!! BLEGH!

 

[crittersitter]

Funniest title eva!!!!!

 

[Sassymygirl]

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It must be...My pup goes nuts for it, but I don't let 'em have it.

 

[Boyd]

why not, they make lip gloss in that flavor

 

[geepy]

chicken poo is really crack in dog language.

 

[DragonEggs]

Whoever finlly does it should also make Monkey Poop flavored dog food. I sware my Boss's 8 dogs all know when a monkey or Lemur is about to poop on me because they're all there waiting to catch it when it drops. They have also learned how to push the barrier gates around the baby cages around so they can get at the poop that doesn't fall in the tray.

Also, make Crunchy Cat Litter Poop flavored dog poop. I think all of us cat/dog owners know where THAT is going.

 

[bobcatridge]

The other thing dogs like to eat is horse poop.

 

[HorseFeatherz NV]

Chicken poop and Horse manure flavor is needed - my dogs love both.

Only chicken loving dog people would purchase the new flavor - Chicken Poo.

 

[cluckcluck42]

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It must be...My pup goes nuts for it, but I don't let 'em have it.

How do you keep them off of it? My chickens free range so there are little presents everywhere. Even if the dog is on a leash, he is so quick to gobble it up I can't catch him everytime.

He also likes kitty poop, he is a poop connaisoeur I guess.