wierd questions

[chicken+quail=luv]

Because they want to practice their tight-roping.

Do my chickens like breadsticks?

 

[Chickafoog]

They will, if you lightly sprinkle the bread sticks with salt and pepper, and other spices.

Will I ever get a corvette zo6 convertible (hard top) deluxe version???

 

[Crickett]

Of course. But you will enter a nursing home the very next day.

Will I ever get enough sleep?

 

[SpringChickens]

Yes, when you're in YOUR nursing home

How can I get my dog to stop snoring?

 

[Horsewell]

you cant, just make it sleep in another room

will my rat ever stop eating the paper

 

[Ec_Prokta]

NO.

Will I ever do all missions in one of my video games?

 

[gaited horse]

no video games are evil

do my chicks have to get big and stop chirping like canarys

 

[Crickett]

Yes. It's what they do.


Are my chicks part pig? They eat so much!

 

[Sillystunt]

only in relation to SWINE FLU....rof,lmao

Do pot belly pigs really have pot in their bellies??? UT OH

 

[60ACRES]

Yes, thats why we all love BB-Q!



If theres a first time for everything, when will I eat a Fire Truck?