wierd questions

[chickie_mama]

Most definitely!!!!

Why do eggs always hatch in the 15 minutes you're gone, after watching them very closely for 3 hours?

 

[Ec_Prokta]

Because chickens are psychic.

Why are addictions so fun?

 

[Crickett]

because it's what you want.


why is the grass always greener on the other side of the fence?

 

[Paganbird]

It's all a matter of perspective.

How come people say when they found what they were looking for, "It was in the last place I looked!"?

 

[60ACRES]

Because it true. Why would you keep on looking!

What do ticks and chigger live on before finding a host?

 

[chickie_mama]

air

If father knows best, why does he always say go ask your mom?

 

[chicken+quail=luv]

Because all fathers would rather watch T.V.

How did my dog tore her ACL?

 

[Paganbird]

With her teeth (dogs will chew on anything)

Why did I become a night-shift nurse? (I should be sleeping right now... I gotta work tonight!)

 

[Crickett]

for the extra pay (same as me)

when will my rooster start crowing?

 

[chickaddict]

When he has something to say

Why do I live for chocolate?