Wild Survival

[Gerbil]

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YES.

(1) Slit bear from tail to neck, being careful to avoid any "areas" and certain other organs that, if cut open, would ruin the meat.

*Does as telepathically instructed*

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

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(1) Slit bear from tail to neck, being careful to avoid any "areas" and certain other organs that, if cut open, would ruin the meat.

*Does as telepathically instructed*

(2) Remove "Certain other organs" first, then tumble out the rest of the innards.

 

[Gerbil]

*Does again*

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

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(3) Cut head off. Cut front paws off. Cut back paws off.

 

[Gerbil]

*Eww*

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

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Do it. If you want food, that is.

 

[Gerbil]

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Do it. If you want food, that is.

*Does*

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

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Do it. If you want food, that is.

*Does*

(4) Drain blood as best you can.

 

[Gerbil]

*Attempts to bleed it*

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

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(5) Split carcass lengthwise through the spine.