Will Trade Platypus Eggs

[Velociraptor]

You people stay away from my velociraptor eggs, you don't know how many pieces of amber I had to shell out for them.

 

[Vamp-A-Billy Princess]

That was not funny. I was totally excited. I want a platypus to live in the duck pond.

 

[TheOLDNewChick]

Mangled, the trick to getting your velociraptor to letting you around her nest is to first toss small, whiny children to her about five minutes before you approach. Will let you basically curl up in the nest with her. I know mine prefers redheads and brunettes as opposed to black & blondes. You'll have that sweet, docile creature back for a short time. That is, until all the children are gone.

 

[AK-Bird-brain]

I'll trade you a couple of penguin eggs for your platypus. My experiments with beaver, ducks and a Barry White CD just ain't working out.

 

[mangled]

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I don't suppose that they'd go for overly-coiffed MIL's??

Em

 

[Gatekeeper]

Im sorry AKBB - Fiona and Phylo are a set ... they have no offsprings. From the way Fiona is acting I dont see babies anytime soon.

I do have a pair of 2 year old Yetis I'll swap for Scatha, Brinsop or Norbert eggs.

Keep your chin up!!

Gate

 

[ticks]

i'll take the yetis for the loch ness monster

 

[AK-Bird-brain]

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Thats OK, Penguin eggs are hard to hatch if you dont have a broody male. You have to clean out your entire freezer to make room for the incubator!

 

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

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I don't have any yetis but I'll give you anything for some loch ness monsters.

 

[ticks]

ok how about a unicorn hatching egg