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As usual my day was perfect. I had a beautiful flock of young gals who thought I was the King of The World. I eyed Big Sister and her full bustle and did a fancy wing dance toward her. She raised her head and glared at me so I turned about to search for food. Food always won over Big Sister. I knew a good spot and as I strutted my way across the yard, I noticed a human at the back of the Food Lady's house. I never seen this human before so I paused and did a wattle wave to let the girls know how handsome I was. April was impressed but Big Sister has also seen the strange man at the back of the house.
"Who is that?" she asked me.
"I don't know," I admitted and flapped my wings. "All right girls. I'm going to see who this human is. He might have food. I'll let you know."
Big Sister adjusted her bustle which distracted me but she gave me a peck on my left wattle to remind me of my duty. At first I remained near the trees, glancing at the sky for Mrs. Hawk. Dooley, the Blue Jay hopped on a nearby branch.
"What's up, Steele?" he wanted to know.
"I'm watching that man," I told him. "I've never seen him before."
Dooley swayed with the branch as a breeze pushed from the North. "He's acting strange. Look how his eyes are darting about. He's up to something. He might be a chicken thief."
I flared my wattles in alarm. "Well, I better check him out. Let me know if Mrs. Hawk shows up."
One eye on the man and one eye on the sky, I scouted my way across the yard. The grass had just been cut and there were scads of dead bugs to entice Big Sister with but I had to find out who the stranger was. Dooley was right. This stranger was looking in the window then looking over his back way to often. Most strangers simply went to the door, knocked, and the Food Lady came out.
I cackled a question at the man. He ignored me so I cackled louder. This time he turned around from peering in the window and looked at me. I looked at him, waiting for his move. Did he have food? Was he lost?
Incredibly, he stomped his foot and kicked at me. No, no, no, he did not. He was a stranger and he was a rude one. Nobody kicks at me like that. I raised my hackle feathers at him in warning. Shockingly, the man charged and shouted his challenge. I charged and jumped high with spurs ready. The man dodged and swung at me. His fist connected with my chest and the ground slammed into my back.
Now I was thoroughly enraged as my Dino ancestors came alive within me. I charged again, jumped as high as I could with spurs slashing. I flapped my wings with all the strength I had. I felt my spurs meet flesh. Felt the warm splatter of blood on my toes. The man was screaming. I was screeching. Then another voice filled the air. A loud bellow that nearly deafened me.
It was the Food Lady. She was on the porch with a long shiny stick pointed at the stranger. The scraggly man froze with hands in the air. I flogged him again and he ran down the gravel driveway, his bloodied legs pumping hard. I flogged him several more times to let him know he was not welcome here.
Once he was gone, I made my way back to the yard where the Food Lady waited.
"Well," she said. "Real Deal Steele, you showed him. You earned a special treat. Come on."
Hearing the word, 'treat' caught my attention and I followed her, cackling to my girls.
True to her name, the Food Lady presented me with kibble. I was ecstatic and called to my girls as the Food Lady tossed several handfuls to me. I tidbitted to my right. I tidbitted to my left, and my girls surrounded me. Big Sister bumped into me and I did a wing dance for her. She danced back and all the girls joined her.
Ah, life is good. I crowed my joy to the world.
"Who is that?" she asked me.
"I don't know," I admitted and flapped my wings. "All right girls. I'm going to see who this human is. He might have food. I'll let you know."
Big Sister adjusted her bustle which distracted me but she gave me a peck on my left wattle to remind me of my duty. At first I remained near the trees, glancing at the sky for Mrs. Hawk. Dooley, the Blue Jay hopped on a nearby branch.
"What's up, Steele?" he wanted to know.
"I'm watching that man," I told him. "I've never seen him before."
Dooley swayed with the branch as a breeze pushed from the North. "He's acting strange. Look how his eyes are darting about. He's up to something. He might be a chicken thief."
I flared my wattles in alarm. "Well, I better check him out. Let me know if Mrs. Hawk shows up."
One eye on the man and one eye on the sky, I scouted my way across the yard. The grass had just been cut and there were scads of dead bugs to entice Big Sister with but I had to find out who the stranger was. Dooley was right. This stranger was looking in the window then looking over his back way to often. Most strangers simply went to the door, knocked, and the Food Lady came out.
I cackled a question at the man. He ignored me so I cackled louder. This time he turned around from peering in the window and looked at me. I looked at him, waiting for his move. Did he have food? Was he lost?
Incredibly, he stomped his foot and kicked at me. No, no, no, he did not. He was a stranger and he was a rude one. Nobody kicks at me like that. I raised my hackle feathers at him in warning. Shockingly, the man charged and shouted his challenge. I charged and jumped high with spurs ready. The man dodged and swung at me. His fist connected with my chest and the ground slammed into my back.
Now I was thoroughly enraged as my Dino ancestors came alive within me. I charged again, jumped as high as I could with spurs slashing. I flapped my wings with all the strength I had. I felt my spurs meet flesh. Felt the warm splatter of blood on my toes. The man was screaming. I was screeching. Then another voice filled the air. A loud bellow that nearly deafened me.
It was the Food Lady. She was on the porch with a long shiny stick pointed at the stranger. The scraggly man froze with hands in the air. I flogged him again and he ran down the gravel driveway, his bloodied legs pumping hard. I flogged him several more times to let him know he was not welcome here.
Once he was gone, I made my way back to the yard where the Food Lady waited.
"Well," she said. "Real Deal Steele, you showed him. You earned a special treat. Come on."
Hearing the word, 'treat' caught my attention and I followed her, cackling to my girls.
True to her name, the Food Lady presented me with kibble. I was ecstatic and called to my girls as the Food Lady tossed several handfuls to me. I tidbitted to my right. I tidbitted to my left, and my girls surrounded me. Big Sister bumped into me and I did a wing dance for her. She danced back and all the girls joined her.
Ah, life is good. I crowed my joy to the world.