Oh great Brent... You had to bring up the Daisy Dukes, didn't you? Honestly, I'd pay one of you old farts to make yourself some Dukes and wear them for 2 hrs at the Bash. A quick $20 for the brave man to show off too much leg and a little butt cheek... 
(iam not paying for someone to show off their yucky/yummy balls though... Uh huh!)

(iam not paying for someone to show off their yucky/yummy balls though... Uh huh!)