Worst gift ever?

[greathorse]

Father in law used under wear with that showed distinct evidence of previous wear. So to speak

 

[CMV]

My sister once gave me a bag of groceries for Christmas. Not a horrible gift, but then I started going through the cans of food and discovered that it was mostly stuff she had in her cabinets- old, dusty cans of generic foods, and weird stuff that you buy on sale and then never use. There was also a canned ham product. What is a ham product exactly, I ask you? I can tell you it wasn't anything like ham that I've ever seen. I think I gave the ham product to my dog.

 

[Boyd]

around 2000 came home from work early to surprise my soon to be x wife to only find out she was having an affair. Bad Christmas present for me.

Throwing her out in the snow was my turnabout and cheerfully handed her a suitcase and said merry Christmas. Don't worry, I called her parents and they were already on her way to pick her up. She never made it to the end of the street when they arrived.

 

[duck walk]

My X gave me an ax for Mother's Day so I could clear an acre of planted pines for his two cows...you note I said X...

 

[ChicknJ]

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best gift ever, look what you have now, your beautiful family, Happy Turkey Boyd

 

[flakey chick]

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I was thinking along the lines of what I lost as a "worst present ever" too. Not long before Christmas we lost a family member. I'm still not sure if they prosecuted his death as murder or manslaughter. What a horrible way and time of year for his children to loose their father.

Worst gift for us BUT he was an organ donor. It helped to know that he lived on and several people got the presents they were hoping for- a liver- a kidney, etc. I'm sure it was the best gift ever for them.

 

[Chickenmaven]

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An axe? Was he stupid or brave?

 

[chickabator]

a few years ago my mom and dad gave me a hot dog maker. dh loves it. they know i hate hot dogs. year before last they sent me a red coffee pot, last year they sent me 20 dollars. which I spent on chicken feed so that was better oh last year dh didnt get me anything the years before that I got a new pair of shoes thats all 1 pair of 8.00 shoes from walmart

 

[Katy]

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That's worse than my new chore boots every Christmas!! DISGUSTING!!!!

 

[seismic wonder2]

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An axe? Was he stupid or brave?

Had to be stupid....Even "I" know better than that.....

I gave my Dad bright red cordroy pants as a gag.
After my vacation time was up we were just about to say our "so Longs" when he went to the restroom and came out wearing those pants and a plaid shirt.
My Pop is too funny.