Would my chicken intentionally kill me if he weighed 300 lb instead...

[nurse_turtle]

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What they said!

 

[slick4591]

Would anger management classes help?

 

[SagebrushMama]

I'm with theoldchick. The only thing left of you would be a splatter! LOL

 

[ChickensAreSweet]

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I'm still LOL'ing.

 

[egggreenthumb]

Yes and eat you quickly.

 

[stormylady]

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Wow! what a vivid description, but probably true! I had the vision in my head of the scene of the Egg and I when the old lady was telling the story of her giant chicken pecking on the window! LOL

 

[gjensen]

This is a good thing for the diaper on the chicken crowd. The ones that think their birds love them. You are a food source. That is why they come to you and follow you. They have no feelings for you. If the role was reversed they would eat you. Like it or not, they like meat as much as they like grain. It is a meat and potatoes kind of thing. Yes they might see you as a flock mate, but with poor management they will eat those to.

 

[liv4fun]

This is best thread ever...i am still rolling....

 

[BlossomSilkies]

 

[rodriguezpoultry]

Someone has never seen the movie "The Birds."

Watch it and learn to watch out for the warning signs!