Would my chicken intentionally kill me if he weighed 300 lb instead...

[Carols Clucks]

Hmm maybe if you kept your egg production up they will let you "free load"

 

[elmo]

To a chicken, there are only two questions in life: can I eat it? or can it eat me?

We have an elderly Boston terrier who, after a couple of half hearted attempts to play chase our chickens (for which he was scolded), ignores our flock. At first, the chickens were very wary of him, but they realized pretty soon that he wasn't going to try to chase and eat them. So they pretty much ignore him, too.

One day, our dog was stretched out snoozing in the sun on the deck. The chickens regarded him. The began to come closer, warily. They craned their necks, eyeing him. They ventured closer, showing an interest in him that I had never seen before.

I think they were trying to figure out whether he was dead so they could eat him. He snorted in his sleep, and then they scattered.

 

[ChicKat]

LOL

we have sucn excellent Writers on this forum.

If you can get the movie "Mad City Chickens" and see 'big tiny'-- I think maybe big tiny exceeded 300 pounds.

 

[ChickenLove123]

Quote:
Oldchick... this is awesome.

 

[DinosRBirds]

maybe he would. depends, is he evil?

nice to see someone else's username has something to do with dinosaurs being chickens.

 

[DAFox]

I say to myself "Don't fall down. Don't fall down." anytime I'm outside and the chickens are free ranging. Seriously.
Dale-Ann

 

[bobbieschicks]

Chickens do not need intent to attack and kill their prey. They just do what comes naturally.

 

[marty8587]

Until this thread I only worried about stepping in chicken poop!

 

[nakstk]

this thread is great.

 

[centrarchid]

I am prone to over analyse so have opinion just increasing size to 300 pounds would greatly impose negatively on their physical abilites even if intent to hurt you was there. They would have to have a lot of other changes to simply enable walking. Look at a roasted turkey to see some of the modifications needed.