You know you are "Country" when...

[Lu King]

Watching your free-range turkeys and chickens running to catch bugs.....fighting over who gets the bug.

 

[first time farmer]

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This is exactly me! I got suspended for my boots freshmen year but we fought it so i was unsuspended. I love my boots. I also was questioned as to what 4-h was. One of my teachers thought it was a gang lol For prom this year we are taking my truck

we are going to go mudding before the prom too lol.

 

[Lil Chickie Mama]

Hmm, my DH and I went to all our school dances in his mud covered '85 Blazer and had a great time! So many of these fit us, it's just too funny.

How about when: you watch your chickens eating bugs and instead of thinking, "Eww and I'm going to eat their eggs?

" you think, "I should really start a 5 gal bucket with mealworms/crickets/pill bugs (or like me one of each) so they have a better quality egg and meat!

"

 

[Orpygal]

When your husband gives you Carhart overalls for Valentine's Day and a trio of BO's for Mother's Day.

 

[Guinea Goonie]

When you call the dog off the ups guy and the Guineas, the chickens, the horses and the cats come running for a treat.
The dog is the last to come.

 

[Chook-A-Holic]

When the local tractor dealer emails you a picture of a low mileage, like new barn find pickup, and you swap a tractor even for it.

 

[osagebill88]

When you lose the screws to put on the new toilet seat your wife just bought and use zip ties in their place.

 

[Tala]

Quote:
OOH I got one!!

DH's windshield wipers wouldn't stay on. So we zip tied them.

I never even cut the "tails" off of the ties. We're so redneck

 

[Guinea Goonie]

Quote:
OOH I got one!!

DH's windshield wipers wouldn't stay on. So we zip tied them.

I never even cut the "tails" off of the ties. We're so redneck

I am going for a visual here.

 

[Tala]

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Maybe I'll take a pic tomorrow