You know you live on a farm when:

[manybirds]

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the fact that the police brought him home dosn't make u a extreme farm person but the fact they knew exactly where to bring him does

 

[herfrds]

You fix a broken electrical plug with a hoof pick.

 

[bt03]

Your child is the only one that can tell the band director that she is late because she had to go feed the (insert farm animal here) and they weren't cooperating with her when she let them out.... And then she is excused because she has the feathers in her hair to prove the chicken jumped on her head this morning

 

[Going Quackers]

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I agree. There is plenty that animals can teach children that isn't obtainable any other way.


Probably my best 'you know you live on a farm when....' is my front hall. it's got grain, horse buckets.. duck feed and don't forget the barn cats stuff all stuffed into a corner.. basically i guess it's the 'feed room'

 

[Going Quackers]

Another one i thought of..

The ducks are on the roof.. meaning of the house and peeking in the skylights..

 

[Jasmine1998]

You call in late for work because the darn goat got it's head caught in the fence again.....

 

[Illia]

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Ever heard of dehorning?

 

[enjoyin' my chickens]

You take those extra couple of minutes, knowing that they are going to make you late for work, to wait out the arrival of the first egg from a new POL chicken and still get extra egg-cited over the little treasure.

When you get to work and can't imagine why you're there when you have animals at the house that you would rather be taking care of.

 

[manybirds]

your the all dressed up in town and are the only woman seriously looking at insulated muck boots (amazing boots but they're $150!) I mean every farmer has a pair! lol

 

[froggie71]

Hey who left the door open? What do you think we live in a barn? Oh it was the Pot bellied pig who decided to let himself out.

And what happens when 2 drakes decide to attack each other? Well they get to warm up next to the heat vent after getting cleaned and doctored up.

You hear a knock on the back door and it's either the geese, guineas, chickens or the pot-bellied pig trying to get in.