You Know You're A Chicken Addict When....

[mamablair]

When you play YouTube videos of birds chirping in the car so your wife doesn't realize you just picked up more chickens.

That is genius. Wonder if it would work on my husband.

 

[Trimurtisan]

That’s hilarious

That is genius. Wonder if it would work on my husband.

It worked for about the first 15 miles.

 

[mamablair]

Conversation with my husband. I think it speaks for itself.

 

[Trimurtisan]

Conversation with my husband. I think it speaks for itself. View attachment 1872841

Haha!

 

[Trimurtisan]

You know your a chicken addict when 2 hours after you leave home your still finding feathers in your beard.

 

[Trimurtisan]

When you play YouTube videos of birds chirping in the car so your wife doesn't realize you just picked up more chickens.

Here is the story of that if anyone wants to read it.
The Quack Shack

 

[VictoriaTemple]

Or your purse...in the grocery store...falling into the shopping cart...(whistling nervously)

You know you're a chicken addict when...

Someone tells you a "You might be a redneck" joke and you almost, ALMOST ask them, "Brick red, copper, cherry, or mahogany?" Bonus if you imagine it with a comb.

 

[Quail_Kid]

When you walk into your new 12’x28’ $7,600.00 workshop and think to yourself, “Damn, this would make a nice chicken coop”.

Please don't cuss!

 

[Quail_Kid]

You know you're a chicken addict when...

You learn to dance avoiding your rooster.

You know EXACTLY what's in your chicken feed, but can't cook worth a damn.

You spend more time cleaning your coop than your house.

You actually tell your dog or cat, "The chickens lay me eggs, what have YOU done for me lately?"

You come inside after collecting your eggs, and while you're putting them in the fridge it occurs to you that having fried chicken for lunch might be in poor taste.

Although you are proven to be cooking-impaired, you're finally going to learn how to make quiche, mainly because you have a week's worth of eggs in the fridge and the bin is overflowing.

Please don't cuss!

 

[Quail_Kid]

When you go on the Youtube website and all the recommended videos are about chickens